From the recording Christmas/Holiday
original song, raucous Rock & Roll, female vocal
Lyrics
Baby baby
I got a belly full of joy
Baby baby
I got my stocking full of toys
I’m a knocking on your chimney
With my presents for them girls and boys
Honey honey
I left old Santa in his bed
Honey honey
Its me old Mrs Claus instead
Yeah my Santa baby ate too many houses made of gingerbread
He washed it down with soda pop
I told him but he wouldn’t stop
He ate more than he shoulda done
His belly like a sugarplum
Bursting at the seams
I’ll tell you what that means
Old Santa’s in his bed
And you get Mrs Santa Claus instead
Baby baby
You know them elves are gonna play
Baby baby
While the Mrs is away
They’ll be rocking round the Christmas tree while I’m here with the deer and sleigh
Santa ate a plate of yams
Some turkey and a leg of ham
He ate more than he shoulda done
His belly like a sugarplum
Bursting at the seams
I’ll tell you what that means
Old Santa’s in his bed
And you get Mrs Santa Claus instead
Rudy Rudy
Don’t be shy to shine your light
I said Rudy Rudy
Turn your nose up nice and bright
Oh the girls and boys are counting on us visiting this Christmas night
So if you hear the sleigh bells rockin’
And reindeer feet a-knockin
See a sleigh that’s full of stockin’
Feels a little shockin’
When your clockin’ it’s not Santa Claus - but Mrs Claus A-rockin’ tonight!